Manchester United Legend On Small World Season 3!

Jaap Stam is the latest victim ie guest of the 3 Small World girls in episode 6. 

have you ever seen football legend jaap stam in makeup?Photo via Small World

We quite enjoy watching this hard as nails, no-nonsense, could-scare-a-bear, ex-Manchester United, Milan, Lazio, PSV, Ajax Holland defender get brought down to a kid's level. It's refreshing!

have you ever seen football legend jaap stam in makeup?Photo via Small World

But we got the idea, Jaap did not know he was being tutored by Aysia. She simply had a hula hoop out and got him to do different things with it. Felt more like a show-and-tell of how silly she could make him out to be.

have you ever seen football legend jaap stam in makeup?Photo via Small World

Hannah and Sam had a much better introduction and explanation of their recording. Hannah's tutoring was a tad long-winded because golf is that kind of sport anyway.

Sam's was the most precise. You can see the difference in Jaap's reaction after all 3 videos.

have you ever seen football legend jaap stam in makeup?Photo via Small World

Don't get us wrong - all 3 tutorials were fun to watch because we don't think anyone has seen Jaap with a hula hoop or putting makeup on a kid or even at a putting gold green. But I like Sam's tutorial the most because come on now, how often do you get to see a hardened ex-Premier League footballer get told to use an angled brush for the shiny baby blue color from a makeup pallette? Or even to define what primer makeup is, only to get it equated to painting a house! Gives make-up a whole new meaning if you know what we mean. It makes the colors pop, Jaap!

We also, cannot get the image of Sam putting a heart shape sticker on Jaap's face out of our heads. It does not get any more charming than that!

Full disclosure, we are on #TeamDenise this season. But surely everyone can agree that Sam aced this above and beyond the other 2 girls. Her session was informative, entertaining, captivating, different and she fully deserves this win. 

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